The Affiliate

...because the founder has blood on his shirt, we 100% back anything he has to say.

New Album

Fresh Copter! Shit yeah. Two hours of solid work. Special hello's to our favourite fans, who made this slightly more possible.

John Cadaver - Nice Tie.
Jim - Hoppety Hop.
Ratman - Hoppety Hop.
Loodis - We don't hear from you any more. SAD
Bex - Nice Shirt. Make lots and we'll sell them.
SuperHotNinja - Spiderman touches children.

Word.

We REALLY wanna hurt you mate...

You've been taking a lot of flak for your appearance on Oprah, for all the jumping around you did on the show. Does the criticism bother you?
No, I don't care. I can't live my life based on what other people think about me. Who cares what other people say? There are some people who just don't like to see other people happy. They try to actively stop it. They find that sort of happiness ugly. They're in the minority, but they squawk pretty loud. They're like the bullies you grow up with in school. But you know what? If they don't like it, fuck them. If people don't like it, fuck off.

Fuck off? FUCK OFF?! Well every single human being on planet Earth must have to "fuck off". That's a fantastic comment to make, it is totally going to boost your already declining P.I rating. God damn it Tom...

No. One. Likes. You.

Behind The Scenes

We get some fanmail every now. It's almost always funny to hear what people think, so we thought we'd share ;)

Drewowski
first do u have an aim address b/c then maybe we could talk and u could explain what the hell u actually play.

Yosuke
My pleasure to be your friend!

Hope to hear from you soon!

From

Yosuke

The Darkness
Your music made me go like this... O_O.. So

CONGRADULATIONS!!!<-- spelling
^_^ not much can make me do that.. so YA for you!!!

Always*
Darkness~

Matty
u guys and ur bulletin messages are creepin me out. . .

Lugon
I cant believe what im listening to. Im sitting here on a Sunday morning, and flippin through the myspace archives, and what do i hear? fucking 120bpm.

I mean fuck.

R@tm@N
Holy shit, I am sitting here in the fucking worst pain, my nerve endings are doing the Macarena to Achey Breaky Heart. Everything about that is wrong. To make it worse, I get this invitaion, play Flaming Back man, and now I need surgeon to sew my sides back together. Thanks a lot, jerks.

Felching A! I really like what you're doing, and look forward to hearing some more. Am I bunny man's long lost twin? Maybe we should be scared. I feel like we should be very scared. Scared and afraid.

Thanks again

Ratty

Thomas Cruise...

What a fucking loser! What a fucking pansy fuck, We want to punch him,a lot, then invite our friends and family to join in. We could make a game of it. Why? Because he married Katie Holmes. How dare he? Brief research has been conducted, read and memorise. It is imperative we all know the enemy;

Full Name:
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (pffft nice name)
Profession:
Actor (More like Fuck head)
Birthday:
07/03/1962
Hometown:
Syracuse, NY (I used to like New York....)
Education:
High School
Height:
5' 7" (This fucking guy is short!)
Weight:
201 lbs.
Career Start:
Taps (I'm sorry, what the fuck is Taps?)
Email Address:
N/A

Right. That's it. In conclusion he's a cunt. He needs a slapping with all of his "Hail Xenu, alien ruler of the Galactic Confederacy" bullshit.


Artist's impression of one of Xenu's space planes, per L Ron Hubbard's description.

Could we get hot chicks because of our music?

Recent polls based on this picture indicate a very definite no.